yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Randomize
