Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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