Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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