So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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