Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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