Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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