ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I wish i was in the wii world.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I don't deserve a penis
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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