I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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