My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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