I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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