Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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