she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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