Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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