just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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