Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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