He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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