it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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