you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
