oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He's a Shit stain on my heart
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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