I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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