better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Sorry my hands just texted you
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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