Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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