we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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