Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just google imaged poop.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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