She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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