So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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