people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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