And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We're using joints as your birthday candles
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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