so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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