last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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