Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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