if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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