lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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