dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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