bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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