I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
As shirtless as possible
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Enjoy the penises
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