btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
i think im in europe. pls send help
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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