I heard we made out
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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