I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Randomize
