There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My dad just said "fuck circus"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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