some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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