I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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