Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
