Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
