i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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