Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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