Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I hate all girls vehemently.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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