Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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