so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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