Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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