nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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