I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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