brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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