Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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